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OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE ALERT

Okay, folks, I need some advice. Post-IotH Lyle has just made a major blue that is going to get him dragged before a T-Board and probably killed (and he knows it), and his response to that realisation (he's in front of MP, Broots and a whole heap of techs) is a breathed "Oh, ______." So what word do you think fills the blank: fuck, shit, damn, bloody hell, dingo's fetid kidneys - what? Let me know your suggestions!

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Fuck.
It seems like such a Lyle thing to say.

... And now I have that song from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in my head. Thanks, thanks a lot.

*lol* I'm sorry! But what song is that? *sigh* Iconluv!!

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Uhhh, here's the entire scene. It's kind of sad that I remembered all the entire song word-for-word...
Male humor, ahoy!

Jay [singing]: Fuck...fuck...fuck.
Mother, mother fuck.
Mother, mother fuck, fuck.
Noich, noich, noich.
One, two, one, two, three, four.
Noich, noich, noich.
Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts!
Rollin' blunts and smokin'-

Teen #2: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.

Jay [singing]: Fifteen bucks, little man
Put that shit in my hand
If that money doesn't show
Then you owe me, owe me, owe
My jungle love, yeah
Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe!
I think I want to know ya, know ya
Yeah, what?

Teen #1: What the hell are you singing?

Jay: You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The motherfucking Time.

Brought to you by View Askew and the fact that I have all my homework done for the night.

Thanks! Icon by Zsazsa, of course. :)

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*giggles amusely* And the fact that you know it word for word is rather sad. Should I ask how often you've seen the film...?

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Honestly? Only twice. But my lovely friends in high school liked to sing it. A lot. Therefore, I learned the song.

It's quite a funny movie. I think I prefer Kevin Smith's other movies though. (Mallrats! Huzzah!)

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Sadly, don't know that one either. Then again, I really don't watch a lot of movies...

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You've at least heard of Dogma, right?

I like movies. They take less time to watch than TV shows. It's so much easier to watch an entire story in the space of 2-3 hours versus 22 hours. Heh.

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I think I have. Isn't that the film with Alanis Morrisette playing God?

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Yes indeedy. But she doesn't speak, so it's okay. ;)

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Aw, I like Alanis!

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/stares/

Ummmm, yeah. :P

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I thought her 10th anniversary Jagged Little Pill was pathetic, but I loved the original album and got a couple of singles from the second. What's wrong with liking her anyway?

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Nooooottttthhhhiiinnnggggg.

Actually, there really is nothing wrong with liking her. I just somehow created this weird bias in my head about her and Sheryl Crow (sooo random). Eh.

How long is this conversation going to go on? LOL.

(Yeah, I forgot to switch accounts. So what. :p)

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Ah, fair enough. I have them, too. I had one against Ricky Martin for a while, and there are singers whose songs I like, but I have major problems with the people themselves, eg. Michael Jackson. *shudder*

This conversation will surely go on until we finish it! *lol*

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I never liked Ricky Martin's music, much less him. And then William Hung just came and made me hate it even more.

Michael Jackson is creepy. CREEPY. But I still like Thriller. =)

LOL. Well then, you'll have many, many comments on this one post. ;)

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I hated his music, particularly as he was doing a concert in Oz at the stadium where I work and I heard it every single damn weekend for about 3 months. Then, about two years later, I realised I was actually liking one of the songs on the radio. Thank God we haven't had William Should-Be-Hung here very much at all. I refuse to watch Idol.

*shudders again at Michael Jackson*

And I like lots of comments! *g*

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Ewwwwwwwwww. Ricky Martin is EBOL. /covers ears/ I remember being in like, middle school when he was the shit. Ugh. And the macarena. Dear god, why was that ever popular?

You dirty, dirty comment whore!

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Goodness, you young thing! I was in my final year at school when he first appeared. How can someone as young as you write such stories?! *puts on school-marm face and looks appropriately shocked*

And what's wrong with being a comment whore?

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Hey, I'm nearly 20. :P

And uh, I don't know? I'm really disturbed? LOL.

Nothing at all. It's just way fun to call someone a dirty comment whore. Heeeee.

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Hey, I'm going on thirty, kiddo! ;-P

And I think 'really disturbed' is an excellent tag for you!

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What is that, like almost ten years? Psh. Minor difference.

LOL. Thanks! You'll have to ask

blademistress what I came up with last night. You might have to change that to "extremely disturbed!" ;)

By the way, you should log into MSN more often. :P

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Oh, okay, I'm glad to hear you say it's only minor.

Hmm, I think I'll leave 'extremely disturbed' for

blademistress, as she has really earned that title!

And I should, but it's hard when I'm not really online that much...

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What? 10 years isn't that big of a difference!

LOL. Well...did you see what I inspired? Heh. Sometimes I wonder about my brain... /pokes it/

Yeah, same here. Actually, the other night was the first time I was online in about a month or something. Yeaaaah. Heh.

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It is when you get to 27, pipsqueak! ;-)

And I wonder about your brain, too. I wonder if it's the thing cowering in the corner holding up a sign that reads 'help'...

*sigh* I should chat more and make friends, but then I can't write...

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You only have like, 7.5 years on me, since I'll be 20 in May. That really is tiny! :P

/looks over/ So that's where it got off to! Come back here, you! /chases brain/

Mmm yeah, I always end up inspiring Blade to write something completely whacked out and I write nothing. Therefore I avoid the onliness as much as I can...

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Hmm, okay, if you think so...

You know, I think you're scaring it! *watches brain try to hide*

And Blade does whacked out so well. I really think she should be encouraged as much as possible. Then again, I think the same about you!

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Stupid...brain...I need you for a test next week! Come back here, dammit!

Ahem.

She does, that's why I make her write it. I can't write the stuff she does. No way, no how. I'll torture and mutilate a character, but explore relationships like that? Nope.

Yeah, I noticed you two plotting... :P

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Aw, look at that. It's just applied for a restraining order. ;-)

And we plot well! Bwahahahaha!!!

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Can it even do that? LOL.

/is scared/

/random chooses an icon/
This is kinda fun. :)

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Well, apparently, as it is. *sits back to watch*

*adds more 'bwahahahas' just for fun*

Sadly I don't have enough icons. :-(

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Dammit, brain! Get back in my head already!!
/sighs/

Awwwww. It's only 30 USD for a paid account + 100 userpics for a year! Dooo it! It'll be FUN! Then we can both do random icons!

Random icon issssss.......

Sydney with flowers! Awwww, I like this icon.

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Okay, here you go. *tosses brain over*

I have thought about it, but I really don't use LJ often enough to justify it. And if I don't buy it then I can buy more books and DVDs. But if you're feeling really generous one day...

*lol* When I read your response on my email, where I couldn't see the icon, I was thinking of tP Sydney and wondering when he was around flowers.

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Yay! Brain!

Heh, okay, if I feel generous and am less poor than normal. :)

You know, now that you mention it... Jacob's grave? Flowers? Yes? No? Am I remembering that wrong?

Random icon is! Without A Trace!

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Hope my cleaning didn't do too much damage.

Oh, there were flowers on Jacob's grave, but I think (from vague memories of that ep) that getting both Sydney and the flowers in the same should would have been difficult, as they were on the ground and he was standing.

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Drop the "oh" try just simply "Shit."
???

I did try that at first, but I didn't get the truly terrified sense of him almost saying it under his breath without the 'oh' bit. Still, I might play some more. Thanks.

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Either "Oh, shit," or a simple "Fuck." I prefer the latter, myself -- it sounds more Lyle-ish.

Thank you! I have to say I thought the former was more Lyle, but when I tried to say it in the American voice in my head (don't even ask!) I wasn't sure if 'shit' was that common.

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Shit, fuck, hell, damn... all commonly used American swear words.

Take my opinion for what it's worth, but use the word you're most satisfied with. Our ideas of Lyle might be slightly different, but that doesn't mean either of us is wrong.

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Thank you very much! *hugs*

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