The road less travelled...

You know, I've had an LJ comment from you sitting in my in-box since August, reminding me to write a certain story for you. I have finally done the story, so I clicked on 'reply' and your original post wasn't there! It was, if you recall, the list of questions for the Church of Scientology. However, despite you deleting the post, I still have the story for you because I'm (almost) nice. This, if you will recall, is what prompted it:

Have you ever pretended to be dead? LYLE! Wouldn't he be funny taking this questionaire? /waits for someone else to write that/

Damn, now you're making me do it! Bugger!

Their reply was:

Yeeeeeesss! /cheers happily/ Yay KB!

(ETA: For those who don't know, this questionnaire was floating around LJ as a meme in about August of 2005 as questions that had to be answered before you could join the Chuch of Scientology. A bit of Internet research suggests that actually they are questions asked of existing members who are hooked up to lie-detectors and similar equipment. Presumably they wouldn't be expecting quite such... er, blunt answers as those provided by our old friend, Mr Lyle...)

For your entertainment, I present:

( Lyle finds religion – or it finds him )

You know, I've had an LJ comment from you sitting in my in-box since August, reminding me to write a certain story for you. I have finally done the story, so I clicked on 'reply' and your original post wasn't there! It was, if you recall, the list of questions for the Church of Scientology. However, despite you deleting the post, I still have the story for you because I'm (almost) nice. This, if you will recall, is what prompted it:

Have you ever pretended to be dead? LYLE! Wouldn't he be funny taking this questionaire? /waits for someone else to write that/

Damn, now you're making me do it! Bugger!

Their reply was:

Yeeeeeesss! /cheers happily/ Yay KB!

(ETA: For those who don't know, this questionnaire was floating around LJ as a meme in about August of 2005 as questions that had to be answered before you could join the Chuch of Scientology. A bit of Internet research suggests that actually they are questions asked of existing members who are hooked up to lie-detectors and similar equipment. Presumably they wouldn't be expecting quite such... er, blunt answers as those provided by our old friend, Mr Lyle...)

For your entertainment, I present:

( Lyle finds religion – or it finds him )